Let’s see.
“I woke up naked next to Selena Gomez because I’m a necrophiliac”
….
OH GOD WHAT!? D8
(via smilealltheywant)
I ballroom danced with Amy Winehous because my parents told me to. :( She’s dead, tho, guise.
I fucked John Stamos because I’m a Crackwhore.
Sounds Legit.